Don’t Squeeze the Charmin: This Show is Rated P&G

Step back in time to the bright, bold aisles of a 1970s neighborhood grocery store where the staff at Sure Way are anything but ordinary. Meet Mr. Whipple, a Neil Diamond-loving store manager dreaming of becoming the new face of Procter & Gamble’s latest sensation — the irresistibly soft Charmin toilet paper. But squeezing the Charmin? Totally off limits. Plus, keeping his quirky bunch of Sure Way employees in line is a full-time job itself. From Pat the butcher to Frank the scheming bag boy, and the sassy checkout gals Lisa and Amy, this colorful cast navigates a looming corporate visit from Sarah Smile, the sharp-eyed P&G marketing executive. Auditions for the Charmin spokesperson spot turn into a wild showcase of outrageous slogans, antics, and awkward flirtations. Who will land the role? You’ll have to find out in our latest production. If you’re into vintage commercials, workplace laughs, or just good ol’ 70s vibes, this show’s got you covered — and it’ll leave you grinning ear to ear.

The show features: Amy Riemer (as a checkout girl), Lisa Borley (as a checkout girl), Sarah Galati (as the Sarah Smile, head of marketing at P&G), Pat Hibbard (as the butcher), Frank Hermans (as the bag boy), and Paul Evansen (as Mr. Whipple).

Band: John Singer (guitars), Pat Hibbard (bass), Tony Pilz (keyboards), Andrew Klaus (drums)

Lights: Ross Loining

Sound: Kelly Klaus

Special Discounts

• Rush Tickets: 50% off one hour before the performance for educators, students, and first responders with ID.